He has officially gone custard-crazy, and you’re the lucky lot who gets to reap the rewards. Not one, but TWO incredible deals are flying off the shelves faster than you can say “Ambrosia.”
If you’ve ever met Paul, you know he’s a bit like Del Boy—minus the dodgy deals, of course! Much like the iconic market trader, Paul’s always got a cheeky grin, a cracking deal, and the kind of charm that makes you think he’d sell custard to a cow. He’s not shifting fake Rolexes—nope, he’s slinging 1kg tubs of Ambrosia Devon Custard for £2 and Ambrosia Deluxe Custard + Rice Pudding for 75p like a true wheeler-dealer! But here’s the catch—it’s a one-off deal, and once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Paul, the undisputed king of the bargain, is offering 1kg tubs of Ambrosia Devon Custard for just £2 and, if that’s not enough to get you rushing to his stall, he’s also selling 2x120g tubs of Ambrosia Deluxe Custard and Rice Pudding for just 75p. Let that sink in for a moment—because Tesco and Asda are trying to flog these same products for £3 and £1.60, respectively! The big chains are sweating while Paul’s practically giving it away.
The 1kg Devon Custard Deal: Too Much of a Good Thing? Never!
First up, let’s talk about the 1kg tub of Ambrosia Devon Custard. This isn’t just custard—it’s Devon custard, as smooth as a jazz saxophone and as creamy as a dream. You’d expect to pay at least £3 at those big-name stores, but Paul? Nah. He’s slinging this beauty for just £2. That’s right—an entire kilogram of the finest custard for less than the price of a latte.
Here’s the thing: when you’ve got 1kg of custard, you’re not just thinking about pudding anymore. You’re thinking about lifestyle choices. Apple crumble? Done. Banoffee pie? Why not. Drench your sticky toffee pudding in this stuff and watch your guests’ eyes widen with joy. Or, if you’re feeling extra rebellious, eat it straight from the tub while binging your favorite show. We won’t judge—you’ve got a kilogram to enjoy.
The 75p Deluxe Combo: Custard AND Rice Pudding? Yes, Please!
But wait, there’s more. For the modest sum of 75p, Paul is also offering 2x120g tubs of Ambrosia Deluxe Custard AND Rice Pudding. This isn’t just your average custard—it’s the Deluxe stuff, folks. It’s the type of creamy, luxurious dessert that you'd save for a special occasion… but at this price, every day can be a special occasion! Compare that to the £1.60 you’d pay at Asda or Tesco and it’s clear—Paul’s giving you pudding perfection at a price that can’t be beat.
And let’s not overlook the rice pudding. That glorious, thick, creamy Ambrosia rice pudding is practically heirloom quality—the kind your gran would serve with a proud smile, knowing she was dishing out pure comfort in a bowl. Whether you’re cozying up with a bowl of this on a chilly night or sneaking it for breakfast (we’ve all been there), this 75p deal is too good to pass up.
The Custard Showdown: Why Choose Discount Foods Over the Big Chains?
Here’s the thing: while the big boys at Tesco and Asda are laughing all the way to the bank with their overpriced £3 and £1.60 custard tubs, Paul’s out here being the people’s champion. Why pay double when you can get the same creamy goodness at a fraction of the cost? With Paul, you’re not just getting custard—you’re getting a relationship with your pudding supplier. Paul knows his customers, he knows his products, and he knows that saving you a few quid puts a smile on everyone’s face.
1kg Ambrosia Devon Custard for £2? That’s the kind of deal that’ll have you dreaming of pudding all day.
2x120g tubs of Ambrosia Deluxe Custard AND Rice Pudding for 75p? A price so good, you might think it’s a typo (it’s not).
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