Par Market: Where the 90s never left, but the future is just a wolf howl away.
Welcome to Par Market—aka the market that everyone loves to say is “stuck in the 90s.” We’ve heard it all: “Is this a time capsule?” “Did I just walk into a Friends episode?” and “Wow, I haven’t seen this many DVD's since 1994!” We get it, folks, and honestly, we’re leaning into it. Because while the 90s might be long gone, Par Market is keeping the best bits alive—and we’re doing it in style.
Embracing our heritage
So yes, we embrace our 90s roots with open arms (and oversized wolf jerseys), but that doesn’t mean we’re not evolving. We’ve got big plans (and big panties, too—but more on that later) to blend the old-school charm you love with some new-school flair. Whether you’re here for a nostalgic trip down memory lane or to shop for fresh, modern finds, Par Market is the place where the past and the future meet for a glorious bargain-fueled hug. And let's be real—there's nothing cooler than a place that refuses to follow the herd. Par Market is a vibe, a character all its own, a quirky mix of retro and modern that you just won’t find anywhere else.
Let’s dive in and see what makes us special, shall we?
Wolf Jerseys: A Fashion Statement for the Ages
First, let’s talk about what keeps the crowds coming back: wolf jerseys. These majestic, 100% cotton masterpieces are more than just jerseys—they’re a lifestyle. You know the one we’re talking about: a lone wolf, howling at a full moon, usually with some tasteful trees or mountain ranges thrown in for good measure. Nothing says “I’m in touch with my inner alpha” quite like a wolf emblazoned across your chest.
Here at Par Market, we take wolf jerseys seriously. Whether you're a longtime collector or someone who's about to purchase your first (you'll never forget your first), these bad boys represent the heart and soul of our market. People joke about them, sure, but the truth is: when you wear one, you become part of something bigger. Part of a pack. And let’s face it—there’s something undeniably cool about confidently rocking a shirt that screams “I march to the beat of my own drum (or howl).”
Wolf jerseys are practically a rite of passage at Par Market, but we’re not stopping there. Oh no. We’re bringing in new-age traders to sit alongside our beloved wolf-shirt vendors. From modern fashionistas selling eco-friendly fabrics to artists crafting bespoke wooden creations, we’ve got a whole new wave of traders adding fresh energy to the market. But don’t worry—there will always be room for a good wolf howl.
Big Panties: The Unsung Heroes of Comfort
And yes, we’d be careless if we didn’t mention the other Par Market icon: big panties. These aren’t just any panties, mind you. They’re the kind of underwear that laughs in the face of today’s flimsy, lacy nonsense. Think more safety net, less delicate suggestion. Big panties are for people who know what they want in life: comfort, coverage, and, if needed, an emergency parachute. These high-waisted marvels have a cult following that would make even the Backstreet Boys jealous. Sure, some say the big panties are excessive, but to us, they’re practical fashion at its finest.
Plus, they’re perfect for when you’ve eaten just a bit too much at one of our food stalls (we see you, pasty lovers). You can pop into the market, grab a massive jacket potato loaded with all the toppings, and still have room to breathe easy thanks to these glorious elasticated wonders.
And don’t think for a second these are going out of style anytime soon. Big panties are forever, people. Fashion evolves, but comfort? That’s eternal. It’s like we always say: “Why compromise when you can have a waistband that rises up to your armpits?”
Evolving Par Market: A Blend of Nostalgia and Modernity
Okay, we get it. Par Market has been labelled a 90s throwback, but we like to think we’re evolving—just in our own special way. While we cherish our roots (and who wouldn’t, with wolf jerseys, John and big panties as your foundation?), we’re always looking to bring in new traders and fresh ideas to keep things exciting.
We’re proud to say our line-up of traders is as electric and diverse as Cornwall itself. Take Looe Plants, for instance—they’re here to satisfy your succulent obsession with an array of beautiful, low-maintenance greenery that would make even the coolest Instagram feed blush. Then, we’ve got stalls offering 3D-printed creations that are straight out of the future, whether you’re into Pokémon collectibles or need an orc figurine for your next Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
Speaking of which, Par Market is now home to traders specializing in all things geek culture, from Pokémon cards to full-on Dungeons and Dragons setups. Whether you’re a seasoned Dungeon Master or just dipping your toe into the tabletop RPG waters, we’ve got you covered.
And for those looking for something a little more traditional, we’ve got a full range of Avon products and handmade gifts that bring a personal, artisan touch to the market.
If that’s not enough, you can also find some big-name, branded clothing at Par Market. Yes, we’re talking about Nike, North Face, and other top labels, all mingling with quirky stalls offering everything from Lilo & Stitch merch to tiles for that home renovation you’ve been putting off. It’s a magical mix of the old, the new, and everything in between.
This is what makes Par Market special—we’re a place where you can score vintage vinyls and some shoes , all under one roof. Think of it as a glorious mashup of everything you love, old and new.
The Food Hall Makeover: Where Tradition Meets Temptation
But wait—there’s more. Let’s talk food, because nothing pairs better with a wolf jersey than a good meal, right? Now, we know you’re used to your classic market staples, like fish and chips and Cornish pasties, and don’t worry—they’re not going anywhere. But, we’ve given our Food Hall a makeover that’s nothing short of delicious.
We’re mixing in some serious flavour here. Think Mexican street food that’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha, Chinese dishes so good you’ll forget you’re in a market, and freshly baked pizzas hot out of the oven. And don’t forget our jacket potatoes, loaded to perfection with all the toppings you can dream of.
We still have the traditional options, of course, because Par Market wouldn’t be Par Market without a proper pasty, breakfast and a Sunday roast. But now, you can treat yourself to a fusion feast that brings together the best of Cornwall’s heritage and the world’s cuisines. It’s all part of our mission to keep things fresh—literally.
What’s Next? Maybe Wolf Jerseys... with a Twist?
Here’s the thing—we’re not just evolving because we have to. We’re evolving because we want to. We’ve got big plans for the future (much like our panties) and aren’t afraid to shake things up. Who knows, maybe next year we’ll be selling virtual reality wolf howling. One thing’s for sure—Par Market is always going to be a place where you can snag something you didn’t even know you wanted but definitely needed.
We’re committed to keeping that 90s vibe alive while moving forward with fresh ideas. That’s the beauty of Par Market—you can wear your nostalgia on your sleeve , while also discovering something new and exciting every time you visit. Whether it’s the quirky traders, the revamped Food Hall, or just the overall experience, Par Market is evolving—in the most fun way possible.
So, Why Should You Visit?
Well, besides the obvious, Par Market is where the past meets the present in the quirkiest, most wonderful way. You’ll walk in expecting a trip down memory lane and leave with a full belly, a bag full of retro treasures, and maybe even some trendy new finds from our forward-thinking traders.
In a world that’s always racing to the next big thing, we’re here to remind you that sometimes, the best bits are a mix of old and new. And let’s be honest—whether you’re here for the nostalgia, the food, or just the sheer joy of shopping in a place where wolf shirts, succulents, and big panties are forever in style, you’re going to leave with a grin on your face.
So come on down to Par Market and see for yourself how we’re blending retro charm with modern cool. Just don’t forget to pick up a wolf jersey while you’re here—because why wouldn’t you?
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